Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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