Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize