Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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