ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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