I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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