Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
