Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
