the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
