But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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