Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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