is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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