I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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