I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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