Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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