I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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