Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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