I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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