I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
