you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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