I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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