Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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