You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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