Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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