they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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