Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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