What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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