okay pat passed out under dana's car
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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