if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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