Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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