wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she looked like the before picture.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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