He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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