Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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