Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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