Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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