Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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