The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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