I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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