i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
