I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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