dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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