Porn is love you can see.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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