I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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