never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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