You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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