Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
