I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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