just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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