just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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