Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just puked most of my soul out..
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