So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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