I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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