I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Bring me that man meat
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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